The Casturbator

Troy gives his two cents on the Dark Knight Rises shootings, as well as talking Marvel's upcoming movies.

Troy talks about why boxing is better than the UFC, thanks Michael Bay for making the internet better, and resolves to start a motorcycle club.

In this week's episode, Troy falls even deeper down Kristen Stewart's rabbit hole(wink wink), as well as acknowledging his fear of Noomi Rapace's back muscles and expressing his indignation with today's youth.

it’s here! the inaugural episode of the Casturbator is now live! In the first episode, Troy talks about the general deathiness of current events, as well as outlining his fear that Twilight will render American civilization moot.